5 Random Quotes for Easter

1. The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. ~Robert Flatt

2. Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. ~Clarence W. Hall

3. ‘Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees
Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Spanish Student

4. Once more to new creation Awake,
and death gainsay,
For death is swallowed up of life,
And Christ is risen today! ~George Newell Lovejoy

5. There is not room for Death,
Nor atom that his might could render void:
Thou – Thou art Being and Breath,
And what Thou art may never be destroyed. ~Emily Bronte

5 Random Quotes by Mace Windu

5. “You refer to the prophecy about the One who’ll bring balance to The Force. You believe it’s this… boy?” (Windu to Qui-Gon Jinn in The Phantom Menace)
4. “We’re keepers of the peace, not soldiers.” (Windu to Palpatine in Attack Of The Clones)
3. “This party’s over.” (Windu to Count Dooku in Attack of the Clones)
2. “He has control of the Senate and the courts! He’s too dangerous to be left alive!” (Windu to Anakin, referring to Palpatine, in Revenge of the Sith)

1. “The oppression of the Sith will never return. Your plot to gain control of the Republic has failed. You have LOST.” (Windu to Palpatine in Revenge of the Sith)
And here are 2 bounus quotes (non-cannon)

“Whether or not he is the Chosen One is still to be determined.” (Windu to Jedi Council about Skywalker, in reply to Ki-Adi-Mundi’s “In this time of need, why do we hold back the chosen one?” in Star Wars: Clone Wars: Micro-series)
“Jedi do not fight for peace; that is a slogan and is misleading as slogans naturally are. Jedi fight for civilization, as civilization creates peace.” (Windu in diary in Shatterpoint)

Fun things to do in an elevator.

1. Dance
2. Sing
3. Cry
4. Get everyone to do the wave (or at least try)
5. Yell “Oklahoma” if somebody asks you if thats where you are from or if you have seen the play, say no. If someone asks you why you yelled it, say “I have no recollection of the event in question”
6. Sing “Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go right now, gotta go… “
7. Eat a sandwich. Ask the guy next to you if he wants a bite. If he refuses try to persuade him to take a bite “Come on, its bologna!”
8. Ask the guy next to you if he will be your “special friend”
9. Group Hug!
10. Ask the guy next to you if he is Will Smith. ask for his autograph and try to take a picture with him.
11. Pretend to talk loudly on your cell phone. Say things like “Yeah, I’m scouting the place right now….. No, they don’t suspect a thing. …… They wont know what hit em. …… Yeah, I got it …… Don’t worry boss, this plan is fool proof.”
12. Try to buy the shoes of the guy next to you.
13. Press all the buttons
14. Scream anytime somebody gets off on the third floor.
15. Jump up and down!
16. Bring a frying pan and eggs. Try to cook the eggs.
17. Bring a hairdryer, use it as a weapon. Try to hold someone hostage.
18. Bring a TV remote. Try to control the elevator with it. Get ticked of when it doesn’t work.
19. Bring 2 Lightsabers and a friend. Try to have a fight.
20. Try to use a Jedi Mind Trick on the dude next to you.
21. Two Words: Air Guitar
22. Scream when the evlevator goes down.
23. Throw Cards at People