At the time of writing, the first day of school is only two days away so I thought it would be fun to share some fun ideas for the first day back. Sure, some of them might get you put in detention till the last day of school but who cares?

 

1. Run in the school singing School’s out for summer if/when somebody tells you that it is the first day of school act disappointed.
2. Come in wearing an eye patch and a blue wig. If anyone asks about it, just say you had a very interesting summer.
3. Ask the freshmen for directions.
4. Run up to the principal and give him a big hug. Stick a Kick Me sign to his back while you are hugging him,
5. Tell your English teacher about your summer. Use badly grammar.
6. Scream and hide every time the bell rings. Tell people that you will never be able to get used to that noise.
7. Go to all of your classes from last year. Claim it is your schedule.
8. Lock your new locker combination in your locker.
9. As soon as you get your tray of lunch start to sing Reunited and it feels so good.
10. When asked about your summer, respond “That information is classified” and/or “I am not at liberty to say”
11. When you see your friend(s) say Hey” there you guys are! Man that weekend felt long!”
12. Bring your pet. Tell people that animals want to learn too.
13. Stand up in the middle of class and yell “Going to school and getting a good education is important but not as important as Jamesdojo.wordpress.com”
14. Bring your pet ostrich to school. (See fun things to do in Wal-Mart)
15. Come into school dressed as Batman or any other superhero. That’s it. Act as if everything is normal. If someone questions you about your costume, claim not to know what they are talking about.
16. Get some friends and play Marco Polo in the halls.
17. Challenge somebody to a Mr. Roboto dance contest. (I’m talking to you earl!)
18. Two words: Food Fight