I know that the name of this category is 5 random quotes but Monkey island had three great games so I am putting three times the usualamount of qoutes
1. Guybrush: “At least I’ve learnt something from all of this.”
Elaine: “What’s that?”
Guybrush: “Never pay more than 20 bucks for a game.”
2. Barkeep: “Guybrush? Is that a french name?”
Guybrush: “No, actually it’s a fictional name.”
3. Guybrush: “Then, if you kill me everyone will forget you.”
LeChuck: “Forget me? I’m the dead zombie pirate LeChuck! None will forget me!”
Guybrush: “Do you remember Bobbin Threadbare?”
LeChuck: “Er… no.”
Guybrush: “Exactly.”
4. “I am Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate”
5. “Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!”
6. “I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”
7. “That’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!”
8. “So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector.” — Blind Lookout to Guybrush Threepwood
9. [After sword fighting lessons] I can’t help but feel I’ve been ripped off. [Beat] I’m sure you’re feeling something similar.
10. Guybrush: “I’m looking for 30 dead guys and one woman.”
Cannibal: “I don’t think I want to hear any more about it”
11. Guybrush: “You’re about as fearsome as a doorstop.”
Murray the demonic talking skull: “Is it a really evil-looking doorstop?”
Guybrush: “Never mind.”
12.Haggis McMutton: “Well, Haggis is only my nickname. My true name is ‘Heart Lungs And Liver Boiled In The Stomach Of The Animal McMutton’.”
Guybrush: “Oh, so your parents were expecting a girl.”
Haggis: “Aye.”
13.Guybrush: “What do you know about lifting voodoo curses?”
Murray: “Oh *sure*. I know a lot about lifting curses. That’s why I’m a disembodied talking skull, hanging on a spike, in the middle of a swamp!”
Guybrush: “You sound bitter.”
Murray: “I’m sorry, it’s been a rough day.”
14. Guybrush: If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?
Murray: I’d terrorize the South Seas! I’d torture the living! I’d demolish the…er… What I meant to say was, I’d use it to pet kittens.
Guybrush: Nope. You blew it.
Murray: Drat.\
15. Insult: “You fight like a dairy farmer.”
Comeback: “How appropriate. You fight like a cow.”
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