Woah! It has been a while since I have updated my fun things to do section of the site! Well, there is no time like the present. Well, here is a list of fun things to do on your birthday!
1. Call the News Media. Tell them there is a big story unfoldoing at your house. When they show up, give them party hats and thank them for coming to your party and bringing their camra (crew)
2. Goto a restraunt. Order a large feast. When the check comes tell them that it is your birthday and you do not have to pay.
3. When people tell you Happy Birthday, say, “It is not my birthday! It is my birthverery”
4. At your birthday party (celebration) stand up and yell “Bithdays (birthvererys) are great, but not as good as going to jamesdojo.wordpress.com!”
5. Wear a cape!
6. Vote for the Wookiee Awards (please vote people! even if it is not your birthversery(day) I really need people to vote!!!)
7. Buy gifts for other people and wish them happy birthday
8. Make people sing the Happy Birthday song to you.
9. Make people sing the Happy Birthday song to you. (backwards)
10. Make people sing the Happy Birthday song to you. (In pig-latin)
11. Make people sing the Happy Birthday song to you. (In kligoin)
12. Make people sing the Happy Birthday song to you. (In aztec)
13. Make people sing the Happy Birthday song to you. (backwards and in kligon!)
14. Tell people you are turning 83 (unless you are 83 then tell people you are 12)
15. Randomly Scream “Its my birthday!!! Woot!” at odd moments (be creative)
16. Ask stangers what they got you for your birthday. If they respond in any way, run and scream, “Ahhhhh, I’m not suposed to talk to people!”
17. Hand out flyers announcing the Wookiee Awards on my site! (hint hint)
18. Call the school superatendant and tell them there should not be school on a national gift-giving holiday like this (your birthday)…this will not work as well if your birthday is on the weekedns
19. See above but instead of the school call the post-office or a bank
20. Two Words “Birthday Bomb” use your imagination
21. Hum (or whistle) the birthday song all day
22. celebrate by having a watermellon smashing contest (oh, yeah, there is nothing better than smashing stuff)
23. If you know someone with the same birthday as you call them your “Birthday-Buddy”…..Wait! On second thought, don’t! That is almost as lame as “Locker-Buddy” (oh, yeah I went there!)
[Notice! This is a joke article!!! I do not actually expect you to do these things! I wrote this on my birthday for amusement purposes only! DO NOT comment to tell me that this list is stupid and that no one would/could do these things on their birthday. It is just a joke! If you don't get it get a sense of humor!]
You know another great thing to do on your 18th birthday, drive around in your car. OH WAIT! You don’t have your license. I went there!
Yeah….welll…your just plain mean! You can’t come bowling with me and earl Saturday!!! Ok, just kidding!
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthdy to you! Happy Birthday Dear James! You Smell Like A Geek and You Look Like One To! YAY! WOOT! BWOOP! BWOOP! 18! BIG NUMBER THERE! Now you can drop out of school and go work for Macdonalds. YAY!
I didn’t get you anything so……can I have your Wii?
well, appy hay irthday bay o tay ou yay, wow STUPIDDDDDD
U LIE ITS MY BDAY NOT HIS!!! ONLY NERDS HAVE A GAMING WEBSITE WHEN THEIR 18!!! NERD!!!
I’m a nerd and proud!
lmao class…and i agree your not a nerd
I think this year it will be getting every one to sing happy b.day bkwards that will sound cool… have u tried it ????
me n my m8 read out wordsearches bkwards what idiots lmao XD
taa
x
I do the birthday buddy thing… and locker buddy… XD
YESSSSSSS!
I’m doing 15 tomorrow fer sure.
Thank you. =]
SEE! I TOLD YOU SOMEONE OUT THERE APPRECIATES LOCKER BUDDIES! That is unless the XD is something horribly mocking.
no…she was just mocking
So was your face.
oh ya the stranger one is awsome i am about to turn 21 on the 13 im am going to do that
hellooo
im turning 12 and i dunnoo wat to do for my birthday
tell me
um…you could defeat the evil monkey king and save the 9th dimension…
…or go bowling
Erm, i find this birthday advise really stupid.. No restraunt would would let you off if it’s your birthday, they would still tell you to pay, otherwise you will have to clean for them.. Duh..
Bowling sounds fun.
I like to bowl…though I am not good at it.
OK! Listen up peoples! A lot of people seem to think that this post is serious. Its not its a joke.
I have put up a disclaimer stating that this post is a joke. (though it is sad that I should have to do it…I kinda thought it was obvious)
Any comments that inform me that this post is stupid cause the thinks on this list are impossible/stupid will be deleted. Thank you!
The Internet, dispenser of broken sarcasm detectors since 1989.
Hey it’s my birthday today and I’m 47…I like your sense of humour…got a kick out of it! Hope you always maintain it! It’ll get you far in life!
well happy birthday and thank you for your kind words!
hey, you share a birthday with my little sister!
omg itz my b.day on de 22nd of sep
im gonna b 13 ahhhhhhhhh
thinkin of havin a party in de
village hotel lyk a disco kinda ting
itz gonna b klass
My goodness is that comment available in english?
ur too funny..actually today is my 14th birthday and all my friends from school forgot about it…=/ most of my friends from my youth group remembered…i feel like a loser..im incredibly bored on my 14th birthday and im on the internet typing to myself…dang. but on the 26th i am having a party at bjs resturant and brewery..that should be fun ok well i feel like a loser. so im gonna stop typing to myself. bye
Um…..
Don’t really know how to respond to that.
happy late bday!
THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE THE WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM 10 1/2 RIGHT NOW
You have some really great suggestions. I wanted to let you know that I will be wearing a cape on my birthday along with asking random people what they got me for my birthday. Thanks for the great tips!!!!
f-ya!!! my bday is december 8th!!!!! i pwn.
im wearing my tiara to high school!
bow down ***censored***.
my locker buddy is my friend chris! do i have any bday buddies?
it is so cool. my b-day was so cool!all all the people love it1
i need help for my sweet 16 brithday and aa cake plese help me
so much i want aaron carter there for my sweet 16 it s going to be fun i think that that why i need yyour help e-me at sandrasanford@sassy.com
I think Aaron Carter’s dead… srsly. I mean He was popular when I was like 11.
hey, he is probably so desperate now that he would take the gig!
A great place to co on your B- day is Rapidas
no clue where that is, but thanks for the tip
I wore my pajamas to a resteraunt and sang happy birthday in piglatin with my friends last year ha ha ha, good times, good times. It’s my 13th coming up and im kinda stuck on what to do.
Watermelons + Hammers = Happyness
…but thats probably a guy thing….
Hmm…. I know!
Go see Star Trek…..all 13 year old girls like Star Trek…. huh? huh?
I love star trek & smashing watermelons with hammers! And you! will you marry me?
I already have a girlfriend…besides, I’m not your type. I mean, your name is melody, and I am a funky little white boy with no rhythm. I would totally throw off your groove.
I’m white! my last name is white!!!!! Ive never played an instrument in my life. but ok. I understand…nobody likes me. tear.
Um…ok, now I feel mean…I never said I don’t like you…anyone who likes ST and Smashing Watermellons has to be cool….
..still not going to marry you, though
ha ha I know. I was just kidin.
Puzzah!
im turing 112 what should i do for my birthday ?
i dont want to do anything too boy-ish but not too girly because im still inviting boys to my birthday, what should i do ?
what is puzzah?
Go to xcape on ur birthday there must be something u like.
Go to xcape
lmfaooo ! im totally duinn number 16. haha sounds lyk funn !
don’ttalkaboutmymom! – First of all, I did not appriciate your original name…so I changed it. (that will teach you to talk about my mum) I mean really, you are 112! By now you should learn some manners.
Melody – it is like saying “yay” or “huurray!”
Hanna, Lilyallen – Are you the same person?
Jamie – Yes, 16 is fun.
oh ok. hah.
oh ok. heh.
No offense Melody but you’re starting to come off to me as a stalker. Trust me, I’d know, but still…. Just saying.
Puzzah for stalkers!
earlman27… are you saying your a stalker? Or that you are stalking someone? EXCUSE ME if I like to joke. :p
well back to birthdays. last month (for my 15th birthday) I had two of my friends over to sleep in a tent, have a campfire and all the other campy things. My sister thought it would be kinda fun to scare them. so she walked around the tent, cracking sticks, ect. she even through in a few mental person laughs. Then my friends started crying. I thought that was pretty fun. we also made a parody of titanic with my video camera, and jumped in a snapping turtle infested pond.
Personally melody, I have nothing against you. The stalking experience is an inside joke I didn’t expect you to get. Just saying you’re creeping me out a little.
hahahaha loved the list… trying to figure out what to do for my 17th birthday… any ideas? anyone? seriously…
Ok first of all, that sounds like a rockin birthday.
Secondly, Earl, this site is a safe haven for creepy people…so, yeah…
Oh, and Chrissy…
I’m thinking something along the lines of a giant potluck dinner…with live entertainment…prehaps you could book the low sodium band, Richard Cheese , or maybe even she likes cloth…oh wait, that last one is not a real band…
…or not
earl man, of course you don’t. you’ve never met me. I didn’t think much of it. yes I can be a little creepy at times. Thank you James.
Chrissy, (guessing your a female) you could always find a hat and a few fake mustaches, get a friend or two, and go to the movies dressed as men. haha I’ ve done that, and I did it so well that no one noticed me. It was great, but you may be one of those people who think that is a little strange.
There is an old saying, “creepy is cool”
wait…no its not…
Still, I like creepy! (to a certain extent)
Love the mustache idea! I would totally do that….but I’m a guy, so I’m expected to have a mustache…yeah….
I’m gonna go ahead and avoid the joke about you dressing like a guy…
Hi! This list is totally awesome! I am so gonna do some of this stuff on birthday in 46 days! Thanks for all the great ideas, my birthday is defo gonna be a gr8 laugh now! xx
i loved your list. it was funny. my 15th birthday, my friends and i went to see saw 4, i think it was, in our pj’s with stuffed animals. then my family and i went out to eat. it was boring. i actually found this list while i was google-ing stuff to do for my 17th birthday.
Wow, thanks for all the awesome stuff to do tomorrow!! Wait till my mom finds out! [lol] I would really do some of this stuff too!!! me and my friends joke like that all the time!!!! (but im not buying gifts for other people. My horoscope thingy told me to tell myself that its all about me. Which it should be![lol,jk]) i got like 12 hours and 189 minutes till my B-day!!!!! 14 here i come!!!!!!!
hmm….based on the comments I keep getting, my site seems to be aimed at the 12-14 year old girl demographic…
….
…the middle aged guys living in their mother’s basements have betrayed me.
….sigh
this is hilarious, mainly because you published it on MY birthday. this is hilarious. i think i love you.
Um…thank you
…why do all these people love me?