1. Time is what prevents everything from happening at once. ~John Archibald Wheeler
2. Time is what we want most, but… what we use worst. ~Willaim Penn
3. Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. ~Author Unknown
4. For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. ~Doug Larson
5. How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on. ~Zall’s Second Law
This has to be the cutest thing that I have ever seen in my life. She is gonna grow up to be a great geek someday!
here are some clips from the best cartoon ever!
Do you like madlibs? I do! Here are 12 online Mad Gabs called Weblibs. (I think they changed the name due to legal reasons)
Don’t know what a Mad Lib is? Ok, here is how it works: It will ask you to type a part of speech, Like a noun, adjective, or verb. After you have come up with enough words, it will put them into a story. (Trust, me it is halarious! I just am not good at explaining it!)
Ok, so I was thinking about how the controllers for the X-Boxes and Playstations have not changes a whole lot over the years. Don’t get me wrong, they have changed a bit. The thing is that the Nintendo controllers have changed a whole lot over the years.
At first there was the square clunky NES controller, then the rounder SNES controler. After that, they came up with the “unique” design for the N64 followed by the Gamecube Controller.
Then came the big shock, the Wiimote! I remember the first time I saw it, I thought it was a joke. After much criticizing and doubt, I got a little more info and learned about the nunchuck. This was starting to sound interesting, my doubts faded a little. Soon I became verry exited about this new innovation. Then came the day I got to try it! Two words, Gaming Bliss! I have never had so much fun playing a sports videogame. I was hooked!
Now I wonder, what kind of controller will Nintendo come up with next. Will they possible be able to top the Wiimote? What do you think? Tell me about it!
Do you think you are the SSB master? Well then, you should have no trouble figuring out these True/False these questions! (I will give you a hint! 5 are True and 5 are False!)
1. Luigi’s taunt is a meteor smash, and the only one doing any damage.
2. Super Smash Bros. originally was going to be released for Super Nintendo.
3. The type of milk Young Link drinks in his taunt is called “Lion Lion Milk”.
4. The Ice Climbers has the lowest third jump in the game.
5. The more you use Samus’s charge shot, it charges faster, but it does less damage.
6. Beating Event 51 without losing a life unlocks Dr. Mario
7. Zelda can transform into Sheik before a match starts by holding the B button during the loading period.
8. Lucas was going to replace Ness in Super Smash Bros. Melee but Mother 3 was delayed until 2006
9. Luigi has the longest mid-air jump in the game.
10. In Flatzone, if you use Yoshi’s egg roll attack, when you spin back around in the opposite direction, the egg is actually in 2-D.
[note: This post contains spoilers. Although I usually try to keep spoilers in my reviews to a minimum, I am not really afraid of spoiling this movie for anyone due to the fact that the movie is already spoiled.]
Ok, first of all, I should point out that if you are not a fan of the games you will not understand this movie and if you are a fan of the games, you still will not understand this movie. The “plot” is that 65 million years ago a meteor stuck the earth and send all the dinosaurs into a parallel universe and the mammals stayed here on earth. The dinosuars then evolved into the dinosaur people that look suspiciously like humans. Yep, no turtle people here. The dino people are led by King Koopa. (That is what the Japaneses people call Bowser) Koopa wants to merge the two worlds together, so he can be king of both. He realizes that he must capture Princess Daisy (Not peach!) from the real world because she has the last remaining piece of the metior that caused this rift in the space time continuum and she is the only one who can withstand the force of the meteor. (because she is pure of heart of something like that) But then…well…you know, this movie has no real plot so, I think that I will skip the part that tells the story and just go on to talk about how lame it is.
This is one of the worst movies I have ever watched. First of all, I don’t think the people who wrote it have ever played a Mario game! For the half of the movie, Luigi is wearing red. Koopa looks more human that reptile. (Though, there is one part at the end where they de-evolve him into a bowser like creature) There are mushrooms, but nobody eats them and grows giant. Goomba’s are giant mindless dino-people who have been de-evolved into giant lizzard-people with outrageously small heads and no free will. Toad is a dino person, until they turn him into a goomba. They use princess Daisy instead of Peach! Yoshi is the only character that was like his game counter part in any way! I could go on and on for days about the injustices it did to the series. Sure there were some references to the games, Bomb-ombs, bullet bills, super scopes, and a few puns, but it really does not make up for all the crap in the movie.
But, it is unfair to judge the movie solely from the perspective of a gamer. I decided that before I review this heap of garbage I need to think “If I had never heard of Mario what would I think of this movie.” The answer, I realized, is that I would hate it more. The only reason that I finished the movie is to see how many stupid things they did. It almost had one of those so bad its good qualities. Almost! The bottom line is that the best part of this movie was making fun of it.
So, would I recommend it? Sure! It makes a great paper-weight or doorstop. It works as a great theft repellent. (just aim at his head.) It an essential part of every torture chamber.
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