- (In McDonald’s) Order A Happy meal. Come back a Minuit later and tell the cashier “There is a problem with my meal. It does not look happy. Could you tell it a joke?”
- Bring a friend. Throw ketchup packets at each other. Start a ketchup war. Try to get other poeple (customers and employees) to join.
- Anytime you see someone eat/order anything with chicken, yell “That’s not chicken!!!”
- Three Words: Big Mac Explosion
- (In Burger King) Wear one of those paper crowns. Declare yourself to be the king! Demand that the employees give you free food.
- (In McDonald’s) Order A Whopper
- (In Burger King) Order A Big Mac
- Force your way into the kitchen. As they drag you out yell “It’s people! It’s people!”
- Order a Burger, ask them to hold the pickles. When you get your order, yell “I said hold the pickles!!!” When they say that they did, simply reply ‘I don’t see them in your hand!”
- Walk around the restaurant and ask strangers if they are going to finish their fries. Before they can answer, start shoving the fries in your mouth. See how long it takes for you to get thrown out.
- (In Taco Bell) Order a burger and fries.
- (In McDonald’s) Order A Happy Meal. As soon as you get it, throw the food away and play with the toy.
- Walk through the drivethru
- Order something through the drivethru and then pick it up in the store.
- Dance on the tables while singing the safety dance…(really this is a fun one to do anywhere!)
- Stand up and shout “Fast food is great and all, but it is nowhere near as good as Jamesdojo.wordpress.com!”
- Walk in and order a meal. Pay for the food. Sit down and eat. Leave. (Dressed as a wookiee!)
- Try to pay for your food with chucky cheese tokens.
- Walk into McDonald’s with a meal from Burger King. Sit down and eat it. Stand up and yell “This is the best meal I have ever eaten in here!!!” Leave.
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