Archive for November, 2007

28
Nov
07

I was bored so I started playing with Photoshop

Mario?BustedFor Sell by Pwner

27
Nov
07

Fun things to do on your birthday (birthversery)

Woah! It has been a while since I have updated my fun things to do section of the site! Well, there is no time like the present. Well, here is a list of fun things to do on your birthday!

1. Call the News Media. Tell them there is a big story unfoldoing at your house. When they show up, give them party hats and thank them for coming to your party and bringing their camra (crew)

2. Goto a restraunt. Order a large feast. When the check comes tell them that it is your birthday and you do not have to pay.

3. When people tell you Happy Birthday, say, “It is not my birthday! It is my birthverery”

4. At your birthday party (celebration) stand up and yell “Bithdays (birthvererys) are great, but not as good as going to jamesdojo.wordpress.com!”

5. Wear a cape!

6. Vote for the Wookiee Awards (please vote people! even if it is not your birthversery(day) I really need people to vote!!!)

7. Buy gifts for other people and wish them happy birthday

8. Make people sing the Happy Birthday song to you.

9. Make people sing the Happy Birthday song to you. (backwards)

10. Make people sing the Happy Birthday song to you. (In pig-latin)

11. Make people sing the Happy Birthday song to you. (In kligoin)

12. Make people sing the Happy Birthday song to you. (In aztec)

13. Make people sing the Happy Birthday song to you. (backwards and in kligon!)

14. Tell people you are turning 83 (unless you are 83 then tell people you are 12)

15. Randomly Scream “Its my birthday!!! Woot!” at odd moments (be creative)

16. Ask stangers what they got you for your birthday. If they respond in any way, run and scream, “Ahhhhh, I’m not suposed to talk to people!”

17. Hand out flyers announcing the Wookiee Awards on my site! (hint hint)

18. Call the school superatendant and tell them there should not be school on a national gift-giving holiday like this (your birthday)…this will not work as well if your birthday is on the weekedns

19. See above but instead of the school call the post-office or a bank

20. Two Words “Birthday Bomb” use your imagination

21. Hum (or whistle) the birthday song all day

22. celebrate by having a watermellon smashing contest (oh, yeah, there is nothing better than smashing stuff)

23. If you know someone with the same birthday as you call them your “Birthday-Buddy”…..Wait! On second thought, don’t! That is almost as lame as “Locker-Buddy” (oh, yeah I went there!)

Well, I hope  you enjoyed my list.  I have since written a sequel for my 21st birthday!  Check it out here.  It is a lot better than this list since my sense of humor has evolved.

[Notice!  This is a joke article!!!  I do not actually expect you to do these things!  I wrote this on my birthday for amusement purposes only! DO NOT comment to tell me that this list is stupid and that no one would/could do these things on their birthday.  It is just a joke!  If you don’t get it get a sense of humor!]

27
Nov
07

5 Random quotes about Birthverseries (Birthdays)

Yes, Today is my 18th birthversery. (birthday) This is a very special ocassion for me. And what do I always do on special occasions? Put up random quotes!!! Well, here are 5 quotes about birthverys and how I feel about them. (Note: I consedired putting 18 quotes but I am to lazy for that)

5. Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson

4. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane

3. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni

2. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis

27
Nov
07

Woot!!! I’m 18

yes, this is my 18th birthversery (birthday for you “normal people”)

I am now an adult (by legal standards) so, this site is no longer going to focus on silly childish things like games, movies, and star wars. This is now gonna be a site for serious discussions about things like politics, global warming, and the stock market………..NOT!

Well, now I am 18…it feels a lot like being 17 only a little older. Oh, well!

Please help me make my birthday wish come true by VOTING FOR THE WOOKIEE AWARDS!!! I have gotten no votes!!! If I do not get more than 3 I will just declare the winners based on what I like the best. Btw, in the event of a tie in one subject my vote wins. (yes, I am gonna vote also!)

Oh, and a big birthversey shoutout to Colt! (yesterday was his bithversery)

19
Nov
07

5 Random Quotes for Thanksgiving

Well, the time has almost arrived, Thanksgiving! So here are my 5 Random quotes for thanksgiving. I have 4 deep quotes about how important it is to be thankfull and 1 funny quote by Kevin James. (Woot!)

5. The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving. ~H.U. Westermayer

4. If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice. ~Meister Eckhart

3. We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures. ~Thornton Wilder

2. It is literally true, as the thankless say, that they have nothing to be thankful for. He who sits by the fire, thankless for the fire, is just as if he had no fire. Nothing is possessed save in appreciation, of which thankfulness is the indispensable ingredient. But a thankful heart hath a continual feast. ~W.J. Cameron

1. Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. ~Kevin James

Happy Thanksgiving!

15
Nov
07

Wookiee Awards!!! – Time to Vote (revised!)

Ok nobody was voting so I took away the rules. You can now vote in the comments section.

The deadline is now December 15! Get your votes in before then!

Now on to the nominees!

Games
1. Most loved Video Game Character
A. Mario
B. Luigi
C. Sonic
D. Megaman

2.Most Nostalgic Game
A. Sonic the Hedgehog
B. Super Mario World
C. Super Mario 64
D. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

3. Best Clasic Game Franchise (Thats still going strong)
A. Mario
B. Sonic
C. Metroid
D. Zelda

4. Best “Next Gen” Console
A. Wii
B. XBox 360
C. PS3

5. Best “Classic” Game Console
A. Sega Genesis
B. N64
C. PS1
D. Super Nintendo

Superheroes

6. Best Comic Publisher
A. Marvel
B. DC

7. Best Superhero
A. Superman
B. Spider-Man
C. Batman
D. Captain America

8. Best Superheroine
A. Wonder Woman
B. Sue Storm
C. Storm
D. Shadow Cat

9. Best Superhero Team
A. Justice League
B. Avengers
C. Fantastic Four
D. X-Men

Internet

10. Most Useful Site
A. Wikipedia.org
B. Eeggs.com
C. WikiHow.com

11. Best Game Site
A. IGN
B. Gamespot
C. Game Trailers

12. Best Search Engine
A. Google
B. Yahoo!
C. Ask

Star Wars/Trek

13. Which is better
A. Star Wars
B. Star Trek

14. Best Star Wars Episode
A. I – The Phantom Menace
B. II – Attack of the clones
C. III – Revenge of the Sith
D. IV – A New Hope
E. V – The Empire Strikes Back
F. VI – Return of the Jedi

15. Best Star Trek Series
A: The Original series
B: The Next Generation
C: Deep Space 9
D: Voyager

Happy Voting!

11
Nov
07

Spam no more!

I recently went to the iblog365 admin and requested that they do something about all this spam. This is the solution: You must type a randomly selected word before leaving a comment or loggin on. I am sorry for the inconvenience.

[notice: I have moved my site from iblog365 to wordpress.  This post is now invalid.  I am only keeping it up because I hate to delete posts]




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