Archive for February, 2008


5 Random Quotes about Time (for Leap Day)

1. Time is what prevents everything from happening at once. ~John Archibald Wheeler

2. Time is what we want most, but… what we use worst. ~Willaim Penn

3. Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. ~Author Unknown

4. For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. ~Doug Larson

5. How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on. ~Zall’s Second Law


Star Wars – According to a 3 year-old

This has to be the cutest thing that I have ever seen in my life. She is gonna grow up to be a great geek someday!


Random Quotes From Freakazoid!

here are some clips from the best cartoon ever!

Dr. Mystico: I’ll build a private army of super apes and take over Cleveland!
Cosgrove: Don’t you mean the world?
Dr. Mystico: I meant the world, yes… What did I say? Cleveland? I always do that.
Announcer: Terror grips a peaceful city. Terror that wears a loin cloth. His real name is Royce Mumphy, but police in five states know him as Cave Guy. Yes, Cave Guy: hostile, powerful, but also highly intelligent
Cave Guy: I subscribe to The New Yorker.
Announcer: Only one hero can track down Cave Guy. Only one hero has the heart to fight this fiend. That hero is… [silhouette of Batman appears on the screen] on another network. Thus, we have no choice but to turn to this fellow. A teenage nerd, or is he…?
Freakazoid: [in tough guy voice] Nothing will stand in my way!
Cosgrove: Hey, Freakazoid! Wanna get a mint?
Freakazoid: [in normal voice] OK!
Freakazoid: …And then I got sucked into the Internet, and well, here I am.
Cosgrove: Y’know what you should do with your powers?
Freakazoid: What?
Cosgrove: I’d become a superhero, but that’s me.
Freakazoid: Naaaah.
Cosgrove: You could fight crime.
Freakazoid: Naaaah.
Cosgrove: Uphold the truths.
Freakazoid: Naaaah.
Cosgrove: Impress the ladies.
Freakazoid: OKAY!! I’ll do it!
[Guitierrez tries to find Freakazoid’s weakness, so he pulls a green rock out of his cloak]
Guitierrez: Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?
Freakazoid: That’s Superman‘s weakness, not mine!
Guitierrez: Really?
Freakazoid: Yeah, duuuuuuhhh!
Guitierrez: Oh, that stupid man at the store! Well then, how about this! [pulls out a yellow pad of paper, and holds it in front of Freakazoid’s face] Does the yellow hurt your eyes, my friend? Getting weak, oh so very weak?
Freakazoid: That’s the Green Lantern!
Guitierrez: Oh, shoot! [throws it down] Then how ’bout some… [picks up a glass of water and throws it in Freakazoid’s face] water in your face! Are you melting, melting, my friend?
Freakazoid: That’s the Wicked Witch!
Guitierrez: Oh, we’re wasting time. What is your weakness?
Freakazoid: Well…
[scene switch to Freakazoid in a cage]
Freakazoid: Dumb, dumb, dumb! Never tell a villain how to trap you in a cage!
Gutierrez: You probably shouldn’t have helped us build it, either.
Freakazoid: I know! Dumb!
Guitierrez: So… graphite bars charged with negative ions. That is your weakness, eh?
Freakazoid: That, or poo gas.
Guitierrez: You know, it’s a funny thing. Nobody likes poo gas, my friend. Blagh!

Fun Things To Do in a Fast Food Restraunt

  1. (In McDonald’s) Order A Happy meal. Come back a Minuit later and tell the cashier “There is a problem with my meal. It does not look happy. Could you tell it a joke?”
  2. Bring a friend. Throw ketchup packets at each other. Start a ketchup war. Try to get other poeple (customers and employees) to join.
  3. Anytime you see someone eat/order anything with chicken, yell “That’s not chicken!!!”
  4. Three Words: Big Mac Explosion
  5. (In Burger King) Wear one of those paper crowns. Declare yourself to be the king! Demand that the employees give you free food.
  6. (In McDonald’s) Order A Whopper
  7. (In Burger King) Order A Big Mac
  8. Force your way into the kitchen. As they drag you out yell “It’s people! It’s people!”
  9. Order a Burger, ask them to hold the pickles. When you get your order, yell “I said hold the pickles!!!” When they say that they did, simply reply ‘I don’t see them in your hand!”
  10. Walk around the restaurant and ask strangers if they are going to finish their fries. Before they can answer, start shoving the fries in your mouth. See how long it takes for you to get thrown out.
  11. (In Taco Bell) Order a burger and fries.
  12. (In McDonald’s) Order A Happy Meal. As soon as you get it, throw the food away and play with the toy.
  13. Walk through the drivethru
  14. Order something through the drivethru and then pick it up in the store.
  15. Dance on the tables while singing the safety dance…(really this is a fun one to do anywhere!)
  16. Stand up and shout “Fast food is great and all, but it is nowhere near as good as!” 😉
  17. Walk in and order a meal. Pay for the food. Sit down and eat. Leave. (Dressed as a wookiee!)
  18. Try to pay for your food with chucky cheese tokens.
  19. Walk into McDonald’s with a meal from Burger King. Sit down and eat it. Stand up and yell “This is the best meal I have ever eaten in here!!!” Leave.

Weblibs from AhaJokes

Do you like madlibs? I do! Here are 12 online Mad Gabs called Weblibs. (I think they changed the name due to legal reasons)

Don’t know what a Mad Lib is? Ok, here is how it works: It will ask you to type a part of speech, Like a noun, adjective, or verb. After you have come up with enough words, it will put them into a story. (Trust, me it is halarious! I just am not good at explaining it!)

Click Here to try them!


Nintendo’s Controllers: Whats Next?

Ok, so I was thinking about how the controllers for the X-Boxes and Playstations have not changes a whole lot over the years. Don’t get me wrong, they have changed a bit. The thing is that the Nintendo controllers have changed a whole lot over the years.

At first there was the square clunky NES controller, then the rounder SNES controler. After that, they came up with the “unique” design for the N64 followed by the Gamecube Controller.

Then came the big shock, the Wiimote! I remember the first time I saw it, I thought it was a joke. After much criticizing and doubt, I got a little more info and learned about the nunchuck. This was starting to sound interesting, my doubts faded a little. Soon I became verry exited about this new innovation. Then came the day I got to try it! Two words, Gaming Bliss! I have never had so much fun playing a sports videogame. I was hooked!

Now I wonder, what kind of controller will Nintendo come up with next. Will they possible be able to top the Wiimote? What do you think? Tell me about it!


Google Easter Egg with Chuck Norris!

  1. Goto
  2. type “find chuck norris”
  3. Instead of hitting the “Google search” button, hit the “I’m felling lucky” button
  4. Enjoy!

Kung Fu Star Wars


Super Smash Bros. Trivia!

Do you think you are the SSB master? Well then, you should have no trouble figuring out these True/False these questions! (I will give you a hint! 5 are True and 5 are False!)

1. Luigi’s taunt is a meteor smash, and the only one doing any damage.
2. Super Smash Bros. originally was going to be released for Super Nintendo.
3. The type of milk Young Link drinks in his taunt is called “Lion Lion Milk”.
4. The Ice Climbers has the lowest third jump in the game.
5. The more you use Samus’s charge shot, it charges faster, but it does less damage.
6. Beating Event 51 without losing a life unlocks Dr. Mario
7. Zelda can transform into Sheik before a match starts by holding the B button during the loading period.
8. Lucas was going to replace Ness in Super Smash Bros. Melee but Mother 3 was delayed until 2006
9. Luigi has the longest mid-air jump in the game.
10. In Flatzone, if you use Yoshi’s egg roll attack, when you spin back around in the opposite direction, the egg is actually in 2-D.


Super Mario Bros. The Movie: (1/10)

[note: This post contains spoilers. Although I usually try to keep spoilers in my reviews to a minimum, I am not really afraid of spoiling this movie for anyone due to the fact that the movie is already spoiled.]

Ok, first of all, I should point out that if you are not a fan of the games you will not understand this movie and if you are a fan of the games, you still will not understand this movie. The “plot” is that 65 million years ago a meteor stuck the earth and send all the dinosaurs into a parallel universe and the mammals stayed here on earth. The dinosuars then evolved into the dinosaur people that look suspiciously like humans. Yep, no turtle people here. The dino people are led by King Koopa. (That is what the Japaneses people call Bowser) Koopa wants to merge the two worlds together, so he can be king of both. He realizes that he must capture Princess Daisy (Not peach!) from the real world because she has the last remaining piece of the metior that caused this rift in the space time continuum and she is the only one who can withstand the force of the meteor. (because she is pure of heart of something like that) But then…well…you know, this movie has no real plot so, I think that I will skip the part that tells the story and just go on to talk about how lame it is.

This is one of the worst movies I have ever watched. First of all, I don’t think the people who wrote it have ever played a Mario game! For the half of the movie, Luigi is wearing red. Koopa looks more human that reptile. (Though, there is one part at the end where they de-evolve him into a bowser like creature) There are mushrooms, but nobody eats them and grows giant. Goomba’s are giant mindless dino-people who have been de-evolved into giant lizzard-people with outrageously small heads and no free will. Toad is a dino person, until they turn him into a goomba. They use princess Daisy instead of Peach! Yoshi is the only character that was like his game counter part in any way! I could go on and on for days about the injustices it did to the series. Sure there were some references to the games, Bomb-ombs, bullet bills, super scopes, and a few puns, but it really does not make up for all the crap in the movie.

But, it is unfair to judge the movie solely from the perspective of a gamer. I decided that before I review this heap of garbage I need to think “If I had never heard of Mario what would I think of this movie.” The answer, I realized, is that I would hate it more. The only reason that I finished the movie is to see how many stupid things they did. It almost had one of those so bad its good qualities. Almost! The bottom line is that the best part of this movie was making fun of it.

So, would I recommend it? Sure! It makes a great paper-weight or doorstop. It works as a great theft repellent. (just aim at his head.) It an essential part of every torture chamber.

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  • BioShock(PS3)
  • Super Mario World (SNES)
  • Call of Duty 4: Moden Warfare (PS3)
  • Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64 VC)
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