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Lanelot of Camelot: Part Four – Destiny and Fish

In the last exiting chapter of Lancelot of Camelot, our hero was knocked off his horse by an explosion in the road. Behind the veil of smoke created by the explosion was the silhouette of a laughing man.

Lancelot – EEP! DON’T HURT ME!

The smoke clears to reveal that the mysterious stranger was an old man with a long grey beard and a funny purple hat.

Lancelot – Oh, it’s just an old geezer. Stand aside, for I am Lancelot!

Merlin – Geezer?! I’ll have you know, I’m not just some old geezer. I’m Merlin the Magician!

Lancelot – A magician?

Merlin – Not just any magician, I live through time backwards!

Lancelot -Backwards?

Merlin – Yes! My yesterday is your tomorrow, and your tomorrow is my yesterday!

Lancelot – Yeah, Right! If you live through time backwards then what is my name?

Merlin – Lancelot.

Lancelot – WHOA! You do live through time backwards! You are a magician! Do a trick! Can you juggle?!

Merlin – Your not exactly playing with a full deck … are you?

Lancelot – Huh? Why do people always say that to me?

Merlin – Exactly

Lancelot – So, why did you stop me with that explosion? Do you have some kind of important information that will thicken the plot?

Merlin – Actually I was just playing with some firecrackers and…uh, what I meant to say is…uh, I…came to tell you of your destiny.

Lancelot – My destiny? Are you here to tell me that I am to save Queen Guinevere and become the next king of Camelot!

Merlin – Sure…lets go with that…But that is not all. In order for you fulfill your destiny, I must train you.

Lancelot – Train me? How will you do that?

Merlin – I am going to use my magic to turn you into a series of animals. By completing a task as each animal you shall lean the traits that will make you a mighty warrior and a Noble king. Then, and only then, can you pull the sword from the…uh, I mean save the girl.

Lancelot -Hmmm…. That sounds familiar

Merlin – Now, which animal should I turn you into first…

Merlin looks around until he spots a small stream in the distance.

Merlin – Ah, that’s it. I will turn you into a bear. You then must go to that stream and catch a fish. Then I won’t have to worry about dinner tonight.

Lancelot – But what will I learn about being a king by catching your dinner?

Merlin – Uh…patience and serving others?

Lancelot – Oh, That makes sense.

Merlin – Really? You bought that? I mean, of course it makes sense, I am Merlin! Don’t doubt my knowledge! Now, Alaka Zap! Poof! Uh, there…your a Bear. Now go catch me some fish!

Lancelot – I don’t feel like a bear. (looks at his hands) I don’t look like a bear either.

Merlin – Uh, that’s just because the human mind can’t full handle the change. So you are imagining that you are still human but your a bear. Trust me!

Lancelot – Ok then!

Lancelot heads towards the stream

Merlin – (to himself) Can’t believe he bought that

Lancelot – Well, where is the fishing pole?

Merin – Fishing pole? Did you think I turned you into a bear so that you could fish like a human!

Lancelot- Yes

Merlin – Catch those fish with your hands, boy!

Lancelot puts his hands in the water and tries to grab a fish. After struggling for a while, Lancelot starts to get annoyed.

Lancelot – I can’t catch it! Their way too slippery!

Suddenly, Lancelot slips and falls into the stream. He climbs out quickly but he is chocking on something. A fish had managed to get caught in his mouth. Merlin flips out. But fate has not done away with our hero yet. Lancelot is able to cough out the fish that he was chocking on.

Lancelot – I did it! I caught the fish! I win! And its a big one too! We will be eating good tonight, eh Merlin.

Merlin – uh…

But the fish flops back into the stream.

Lancelot – No! It’s gone!

Merlin – Don’t worry about it! Aclaka Boom! There, now you are a human again! I have another test for you….

What test does Merlin have in store for our hero? Will it involve saving Guinevere? Why did that fish want to swim into Lancelot’s mouth? Why are you wasting your time reading this? Find out in the next exiting chapter of: Lancelot of Camelot!


Lancelot of Camelot: Part 3 – Three Peasants and a Horse

When we last left our hero, he was on his way to the stables. There, he could get a horse to ride on his mission to save Lady Guinevere. When, suddenly, three Peasant stopped him.

Lancelot- AAAHHHH! …. uh, I mean *ahem* What is the meaning of this? Who are you people?

Peasant 1 – I’m John.

Peasant 2 – I’m Jacob

Peasant 3 – And I go by Fred

Jacob – Whoa man! Check it out! Get a load of his head.

Fred – Hey, your right! I’ve never seen such a big head on a knight!

Lancelot – Hey, its not that big.

Jacob – Not that big! It’s as big as a whale!

Fred – Biggest head in the world! So far as I can tell.

John -Please forgive my brother’s they don’t mean to be rude. Their just kinda hungry. They really need food.

Jacob – Yeah, when we saw you walking down the road. We thought, perhaps, you had some food we could unload.

Lancelot – Hey, you are rhyiming!

John – Yes, its a curse placed on us at birth. All we say must rhyme, so long as we live on this earth.

Lancelot – I wanna play! I wanna play! Lemme play too! I can rhyme just as good as any of you!

Jacob – Play all you want, but please give us something to eat.

Fred – Yes, we’ll eat anything but pickled pigs feet!

Lancelot – Sure, here you go. You each get an orange!

John – Thank you so much! Now we….uh…smlorange? no…..totorange….uh…Hey, fred what rymes with orange

Fred – I don’t thing anything does.

Jacob -Wait! We no longer rhyme! We are free! The curse is broken!

All three peasants – WOOT!

John – Thank you, sir! You have broken our curse.

Lancelot – Aw Man, and it was just getting fun.

Fred – Now what are we gonna do?

Jacob – Let’s write a book about our curse. We will be rich!

John – Good Idea, lets get going.

After the three peasants left, Lancelot continued on to the stable so he could get a horse.

Lancelot – Quick! Edd! I need a Horse!

Edd – So, why bother me?

Lancelot – Because you take care of all the kings horses! Duh!

Edd – But I can’t give you one of the kings horses! They belong to the king!

Lancelot – But the king sent me to get a horse!

Edd – Well, why didn’t you say so? I will be glad to give you a horse. I just need the secret password.

Lancelot – Secret Password?

Edd – Yeah, the king said I can’t give anybody a horse unless they say mayonnaise…uh, I mean unless the say the secret password.

Lancelot – Is the secret password mayonnaise?

Edd -yeah, here you go, take Rosebud. She’s the best horse we got!

Lancelot – Rosebud?! Don’t you have a manlier horse?

Edd – Well, there’s killer. Nobody has ever survived ten seconds on him.

Lancelot – Come here rosebud!

After getting his horse, Lancelot raced off! He rode through sandstorm and snowstorm. He rode through kingdom after kingdom. Then suddenly he realized he was going the wrong way! He did not let stop him though! He turned around and rode on. Knowing that with every passing moment he grew closer to Guinevere. When suddenly, there was an explosion in the road just ahead of him. Rosebud bucked Lancelot off and ran away. Picking himself up off of the ground, Lancelot saw a mysterious laughing figure behind the cloud of smoke left behind by the explosion.

What does this mysterious stranger have in store for our hero? Is he friend or foe? Will Lancelot ever save the woman of his dreams? Why am I writing a story when I should be doing something more productive? Find out in the next chapter of “Lancelot of Camelot”!


So Sonic, Bringing a Friend With You? – Updated!

Ok, Here is what is going to happen. Shadow will be an assist trophy. He will use Chaos Control to slow down time.

Knuckles and Tails will make a cameo in the Green Hill Zone stage. (They will be in the background)

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