47 Responses to “YEAH TOAST!”

  1. April 4, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    It wasn’t that funny to me.

  2. April 4, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    Don’t take this the wrong way but that’s crap.

  3. April 6, 2008 at 5:48 pm


    I thought it was halarious.

    oh, well!

  4. April 6, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    It’s just dumb. The thing is just using this run-down “Oh, look at this mundane thing” humor, which I just don’t find funny. Now if a guy was getting hit between the legs with a toaster, that’s funny.

  5. April 6, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    what?! Guys getting hit behind the legs is not very funny anymore. Its overdone!!!

    You gotta admit that the rhyming is clever…AND WHAT IS MUNDANE ABOUT TOAST?!!!

  6. April 6, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    Being hit in the groin with ANYTHING will always be funny. Lame rhyming and mundane things like toast aren’t. I just didn’t think it was that funny, and the people laughing on the video must have been on something strong.

  7. April 8, 2008 at 2:38 pm


    getting hit between the legs is not even funny anymore! it is as lame and immature as fart jokes! Rhyming is the best ever!

  8. April 8, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    Don’t you even begin to diss flatulence jokes!!! Those and groin jokes will ALWAYS be funny! Rhyming stopped being funny after Dr. Seuss quit making books! Rhyming is out, groin and flatulence jokes will forever be funny! If performed correctly.

  9. April 9, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Look at these lives we’re living. Talking about groins and farts. Our lives flat out suck. For some reason I’m reminded of Seinfeld.
    “What kind of lives are these?We’re not men!We’re pathetic!”-Jerry Seinfeld.

  10. April 9, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    My life is ssoooooo not pathetic. I go to church, have good grades, am some what affiliated with extra curricular activities, am emailing a cheerleader daily (which that could be good or bad considering she has a boyfriend), am musically talented (in listening to music Believe it or not, I’m watching E3 I never thought I’d get in so eas-i-ly!, and more. MY LIFE ROCKS!!!

  11. April 10, 2008 at 2:48 pm


    The sooner you admit it, the sooner the healing proccess can begin.

  12. April 10, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Could you please edit out the cheerleader part of my previous comment? She doesn’t like to be stereotyped.

  13. April 10, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    Oh yeah Earl, that comment above is surely not pathetic. She worship the ground she walks on. Yeah your life rocks. Especially when the girl you like already has a boyfriend and only thinks of you as a friend.(that’s bad.VERY bad.)FRIEND ZONE.

  14. April 11, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Is that good Earl?

    We are all pathetic. Ok, you should just admit it…

  15. April 11, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    1. I don’t worship the ground she walks on. I really like her as a friend, there is nothing wrong with just being a friend with her, that and she has a older boyfriend. I should hire Drillbit Taylor! Or Chuck Norris. But then he’d end up killing me with his awesomeness.

    2. I need to take that dual enrollment class, sure she’s taking it too, and that is part of it, but you would want to take a class more if me or Colt was in it. It’s also going to benefit me academically. I know my motives.

    3. I’ll admit it, I’m pathetic…in some areas.

  16. April 13, 2008 at 9:14 am

    1. You could hire me to be your bodyguard
    2. I agree with you on this one. I am considering dual-enrollment and I admit that I am more interested now that I know Earl is considering taking them too. (I feared it would only be preps)
    3. Close Enough

  17. April 13, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Stalker!And it kinda sounds like James is stalking Earl. Creepy.

  18. April 13, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    Somebody’s always stalking someone.

  19. April 13, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    True.Like Mr.Nance. The way James put it just sounded a little odd.

  20. April 13, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    I just meant that I thought that there would only be preps in the dual enrollment classes and I would have nobody to talk to.

    The thing I am wondering is: Why are you always accusing everyone of stalking someone DS? Mabey it is because you are secretly a stalker yourself…ADMIT IT! YOU ARE STALKING BRIAN!

  21. April 13, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    That’s sick!Of course only a stalker like you would come up with something as stupid as that! ADMIT YOU ARE A STALKER!Or let’s just agree Earl is.

  22. April 13, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    Sure, let’s just throw Earl in front of the bus. It’s always worked in the past!

  23. April 13, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    Well dude the way you talk about her every hour of the hour is kinda of stalkerish.

  24. April 14, 2008 at 5:57 am

    Stop acting like your a perfect person pointing at the faults in others when you have faults yourself. I could sit here all day and tell you about your faults, but I won’t.

  25. April 14, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    We could make a blog about all of your faults, but we don’t because….uh…well…..actually that is a good idea.

    *creating blog*

    Done! gageneedstostopcallingearlastalkerbecauseallitdoesismakehimlooklikeajerk.wordpress.com


  26. April 14, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Sorry for that, that was mean. I didn’t mean to be that rude, I’m sorry if I offended you. It’s just that she’s like the only girl in the grade I get along with enough, and I really like her. Sometimes I’m a morning person, sometimes I’m not.

  27. April 14, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Okay James, if we’re playing that game then I got one for you.
    or how about

  28. April 14, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    Don’t pull me into this! This post was about toast (heh heh, that rhymes)! If you have a problem with James, go ahead, but don’t pull me into your web of…lies!

  29. April 14, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    Look who’s lying now Earl. You were thinking the same thing and you know it.

  30. April 14, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    – I have a life.

    – Laugh it up. While you serve a bunch of sweaty guys who hang out in a locker room and “wrestle” I am in a room full of girls. (including your ex-girlfriends)

    – Ok, 1) All actors wear stage makeup. 2) It is was a prosthetic wound. It looked cool. There was fake blood and everything.

  31. April 14, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    First off I said “web…of lies!” because it’s what I always say in awkward situations. It’s a defense mechanism…against your web of lies!!!

    “I am in a room full of girls. (including your ex-girlfriends)” …READY…GO!!!

    I only went one semester to football.

    I have nothing to do with this. This is between you (DS) and James. I’m just gonna back out now. School’s gonna be fun tomorrow!

  32. April 14, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    Oh so that means James you can snap your fingers and get any girl in drama? I thought not. So quite frankly drama’s a waste. But don’t worry, I’m sure there’s a girl out there who loves dressing in cheap star wars costumes and wield lightsabers in public, making them look like a total idiot while the person wearing the costumes thinks it is cool. Of course the guy doesn’t know cool if he was locked in a freezer for ten days.

  33. April 14, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    Also, you can have my ex-girlfriends. Either way, you lose and I win!

  34. April 14, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Dude, I am not saying that I can get any girl I want. I am just saying that I would rather be surrounded by girls than a bunch of sweaty guys who don’t understand the concept of personal space. (it is a much better view in my class)

    You say that drama is a waste, but think about it you are an EQUIPMENT MANAGER! Your job is to serve complete idiots. You do manual labor. I get to watch movies. You are surrounded by smelly men. I am surrounded by girls. sure, your the winner here!

    Also, have I ever said that I was cool? No. I know that I look like a dork bringing my lightsabers to school. I am proud to be a geek. I have the one thing that girls are more attracted to than else: Confidence. I know who I am and I am proud to be a geek. I am not saying that I could just snap my fingers and have any girl that I wanted to, but I can get a girlfriend.

    You see, I don’t try to be cool. I am just myself. Besides, you are one to talk Mr. Kingdom Hearts. That game is no dorkier than Star Wars.

  35. April 14, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    oh, and you should’nt be dissin lightsabers because YOUR AVITAR IS STICH WITH A LIGHTSABER!!

  36. April 15, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    One thing in fourth block I don’t do anything!I go home actually and play video games and stuff while you are still in school! So in your face!”I have the one thing that girls are more attracted to than else: Confidence”.Don’t make me laugh James. You obviously don’t know a thing about girls. For one thing, most girls like athletes, mainly football players. Also I get to talk to the cheerleaders during football games. You get to talk to Paige and girls like her, yeah, you’re winning.HA HAH HA HA!”I can get a girlfriend”.That’s even funnier than the first stupid comment.I may be a kingdom hearts fan but you don’t see me bringing a keyblade to school do you?No, because I have common sense. Unlike yourself.I’m not dissin lightsabers, just the dork that has them in his backpack.

  37. April 15, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    I might want to mention I was also at those football games talking to those cheerleaders.

  38. April 15, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    HA HA HA!And might I add HA!

  39. April 15, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Was that a ha to you or me? I’d like to think that was a ha to him because it proves I was there and it was awesome because we got to talk to girls (including L).

  40. April 15, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    Ok, you win about the whole staying at school thing. (However that is only this semester, last semester your were their servant boy…you even dragged earl down with you)

    Also, I will admit that most girls are attracted to athletes, but there are many girls that prefer brains over brawn. I have a much better chance of getting a girlfriend than what you give me credit for.

    Also, all people are attracted to confidence. The girl you like, for example, is a very confident person. She stands up straight, looks you in the eyes when talking. She does not hesitate, mumble, or trip over her words because she is sure of what she has to say. When idiots in the hall say “rude” things to her, she does not cower down, she stands taller and tells them what she thinks. She speaks her mind and she does not back down. She is very energetic and she makes her presence known. AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO HER. That is also why people are attracted to cheerleaders. Not because they are pretty, but because they are bold and show confidence. I know plenty of beautiful girls that guys don’t pay much attention to because they are quite and shy. Confidence is just attractive.

    It works the other way around too. The main reason girls are attracted to athletes has nothing to do with muscles. (if being strong was all it too to get a girl friend then babcom5 would be crawling with ladies…no offence babcom) Athletes are confident of their abilities. The girls are attracted to that confidence. That is why girls like the football team so much.

    I confess, bringing lightsabers to school is a disadvantage in getting a girl….well…most girls. But I don’t care! I don’t care what people think about me. I don’t try to impress them.

    [also, I am not interested in the girl you like. Just get that idea out of your head. She is a freshman. (4 years younger than me) she is cool and I do like to talk to her, but I am not gonna try to steal her from you or any thing like that]

    “I may be a kingdom hearts fan but you don’t see me bringing a keyblade to school do you?”
    – No; I do, however, see you bringing Kingdom Heart books and games. I also have seen you refuse to give your best friend advice unless he plays it. At least I can accept that other people don’t like Star Wars. (though I have a hard time imagining it)

  41. April 15, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    Okay, I’m tired of arguing anyway. It doesn’t matter though, the girl would never like me. She barely says three words to me and ignores me. I wouldn’t think you would steal her, just I was jealous anyway because she talked to you a-lot.

  42. April 15, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    Earl liked being football manager because he got to talk to you-know-you. Actually, I convinced him by mentioning her.

  43. April 15, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    I agree. I would rather not keep arguing. We both said some mean things and I am sorry. Truce?

    I know you did not ask for my advice but:

    You need to approach her. Don’t just expect her to come up to you and start talking. When you see her in the hall, break away from us and start a conversation. Trust me, if you do, she will star to notice you more.

    Complement her. (Tell her she is wearing a cool shirt, or has a groovy necklace/watch/etc., or just tell her that she looks good today.) …just don’t make something up! Give her a real genuine complement. (but don’t come on too strong.)

    And be a gentleman. Do things like holding doors open. Trust me, girls like that.


    uh, You can now call me the love guru 😉

  44. April 15, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    In your own words DS, “You must not like her if you’re willing to give up that easily.” Do you guys think it would be a good idea to complement you-know-who on her pageant appearance? Yea, one BIG reason I managed was because of her. I just really like her. I guess a lot.

  45. April 15, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Sure, I suppose it would be a good idea. I, personally, would complement how she looked on a regular day. I mean, she knows that she looked pretty in the pageant…that was the point. It seems like a complement would mean more coming from you on a regular day (like a Wednesday) rather than on a day when she is wearing an uber-expensive dress and has spent hours on hair and makeup. (but that’s just me)

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