Fun Things to Do During a Test

  1. Wad up the paper, and throw it at the teacher. Get  up, get the paper and demand to know why the teacher wadded up your test.
  2. Hire someone to do the test for you. if you are broke, pay him/her in pencil shavings.
  3. Come Dressed as a Lobster. (There is no rule against it!)
  4. If you are in my class, make a perfect grade. Then sign my name instead of yours.
  5. On the test, write “Mr. Washington would like it if I got a perfect score.” Tape a penny to the test.
  6. Stand on your test and yell “Education is important and all, but not as important as jamesdojo.wordpress.com!!!” 😉
  7. Write “27” for every answer.
  8. Ignore the questions. Instead write about your love life. (or lack thereof) After the test, ask the teacher what he/she thinks you should do.
  9. Throw a pencil sharpener at the teacher. Yell “Whatcha gonna do about it, skippy? Fail me?!”
  10. Write the answers to the test in reverse.
  11. Write with a number 3 pencil instead of number 2
  12. Three Words: Arson Loving Penguin
  13. During the middle of the test, stand up and start singing. I would recommend “It’s not unusual” by Tom Jones or Joy to the World! ( Jeremiah was a bull frog. Was a good friend of mine. I never understood a single word he said. But I helped him a-drink his wine)
  14. Bring your pet bullfrog, Jeremiah!
  15. Throw Jeremiah at another student. Call the student “A stuck up, scruffy looking nerf herder”
  16. Play Super Smash Bros Brawl.
  17. Ask the teacher for the answers. When he or she refuses, threaten to fire him/her.
  18. Refuse to answer any of the questions but insist a perfect score. Say you earned it.

4 Responses to “Fun Things to Do During a Test”

  1. 1 Wyatt
    May 3, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    I`m so doing number 5

  2. May 5, 2009 at 6:59 am

    hey, it works for me

  3. April 28, 2010 at 10:20 am

    Ive done #10 before. LOL I had to stay after school to do the test again

  4. 4 bigdik
    April 30, 2010 at 12:43 am

    these are all idiotic

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