The Fanfic – Part 5: Now the story really does get ridiculous….

When we last left our hero, he was about to face an evil chuck norris.  Knowing he was no match for the Norris, James started to run away.  Suddenly, out from nowhere His grandma appeared!  She then destroyed evil-norris with her granny vision.

“Uh…Ok, Thanks for saving us, granny.” said James.  Then every good guy who vanished at the end of the last episode suddenly re-appeared.

“No Problem.  Here, have a cookie!”, she said as she gave everyone cookies.

Just then a dragon flew overhead.  James gripped his lightsaber, prepared to fight, but as the dragon decended, she turned into a human.  It was James’s girlfriend, Vivian.

“I did not know you had the power to turn into a dragon at will!” exclaimed James.

“Yeah, well…you never asked…..Here take this”, she said as she handed him a small purple stone with the letter Q engraved on it.

“Uh…Ok, what does it do?”, he asked.

“I have no clue”

“Then why are you giving it to me?”

“I don’t know!  Its your story!”

“Yeah, I think I am kind of running out of ideas…..”

Just then, Teal’c from Stargate SG-1 ran up to James.

“James, Hurry, we need your help!”, he said.

“No!,” exclaimed James, “This ends now….I am getting tired of writing this Fanfic!”

Suddenly they were all teleported to the ultimate battle arena.  Good Guy Verses Bad Guy in the Showdown of all time.

Who will win?  What will become of the multiverse?  What is the signifigance of the purple stone?  When wil this story be over?  Well, I can’t answer the first three questions, but I can answer the last because the next part is the last.  So stay tuned for Part 6: Worst Ending Ever!

1 Response to “The Fanfic – Part 5: Now the story really does get ridiculous….”

  1. June 19, 2009 at 11:03 am

    Where did me and Jake go? I want to transform into the Grim Reaper and kick tail or something!

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