Archive for August 6th, 2009


Top Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Zelda Fanboy

10. Your playing a game called Twillight Princess..and there is a pony…are you sure this is not a little girl’s game?
9. Ocarina of Time is so overrated.
8. Where is the jump button?
7. So…In what order do these games take place?
6. Hey…Listen!…Hey, Hey, Listen!…Listen!
5. Turn up the volume, I can’t hear what link is saying
4. Never liked those games, but I did enjoy the cartoon they used to have
3. Do you know what the Zelda games need, more Tingle!
2. ANYTHNG about the CD-I Games
1. Well, excuse me princess

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