Top Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Zelda Fanboy

10. Your playing a game called Twillight Princess..and there is a pony…are you sure this is not a little girl’s game?
9. Ocarina of Time is so overrated.
8. Where is the jump button?
7. So…In what order do these games take place?
6. Hey…Listen!…Hey, Hey, Listen!…Listen!
5. Turn up the volume, I can’t hear what link is saying
4. Never liked those games, but I did enjoy the cartoon they used to have
3. Do you know what the Zelda games need, more Tingle!
2. ANYTHNG about the CD-I Games
1. Well, excuse me princess

6 Responses to “Top Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Zelda Fanboy”

  1. 1 Mr. Brewer
    August 6, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    Nice list. I must not be a fanboy. I prefer Majora’s Mask and was hoping Tingle would be playable in Smash Bros. although Luigi’s Final Smash is close to what Tingle’s Final Smash probably would have been. Oh no… I have just stumbled across a Nintendo conspiracy theory. Tingle is Luigi! Luigi is Tingle! Both wear green! Coincidence I think NOT! Moreover, in Luigi’s own game the final ranking is based on money. Tingle collects Hyrule’s currency, the rupee. Continuing this theory…..that would mean in a future Zelda game, it will be revealed that Tingle is Link’s brother! I know this theory might ruffle some feathers but ….. well, excuse me princess.

  2. August 8, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    It all makes sense now…

  3. August 13, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Hey James, this is an excellent top ten list. Zelda is one of my favorite Nintendo game franchises, the original is still one of my favorite all-time games. Thse are really funny, #8 is the best. You can cross-post this to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/ and link back to your site. We are trying to create a directory for top ten lists where people can find your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.

  4. 4 Vivian
    August 18, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Ha, I think I said a few of these… until you got me into Zelda!

  5. August 18, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    lol, I still find my self saying #1

    …and #7

  6. March 9, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    girl games also girl games and boy games.So i think boy maybe also like to play those games which called “girl Games”

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