18
Aug
09

Fun things to do on a College Campus

In 8 Days, I start my freshman year at UNA.  I am so excited.  So to celebrate, here is a list of fun things to do at a college campus.  (I really needed to write another Fun Things list anyways)

  1. If the school has live mascots (mine has 2 lions), set them free.  If caught explain that it was a metaphor that students should not be confined by the standards of conventinal wisdom, but that each man should choose his own route to enlightenment….then start laughing like a demonic schoogirl.
  2. Sneak into people’s dorm rooms and leave a little chocolate candy on their pillow….
  3. ….or better yet, pour chocolate syrup on their pillow.
  4. During the Big Game, while everyone else is singing the school’s fight song, you sing CGNU’s fight song.
  5. Have an impromptu yodeling contest in the library.
  6. Three words: pet ostrage races!
  7. When a freshman comes up to you asking for directions, scream “Stranger Danger” and run away.
  8. Start a rap war with a complete stranger.
  9. Pretend to be the world’s youngest professor of french philosophy.  Hold regular classes.
  10. Come to the math building bringing, a siamese cat with a siamese twin, weird al, a skateboard, a rope, and 4 pounds of cow dung….use your imagination.
  11. Come to your classes dressed as a clown!
  12. On a test, answer all the questions with Strong Bad quotes.
  13. Paint the grass on the football stadium pink.
  14. Invent a new type of math that includes marshmallows, pizza, and videogames in the equations….hold regular classes.
  15. Merge the class in #14 and the class in #9, call it french dude trigolosopy.
  16. Insist that the college grant you Sabbatical.
  17. Hold a concert on the roof of the dorm bulding.  Can’t sing or play insturments, you say?  Who cares!  Just give it your best shot!

4 Responses to “Fun things to do on a College Campus”


  1. 1 Vivian
    August 18, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    So, I guess you’re excited, too! I am SCARED OUT OF MY MIND! I am going to be living alone in 4′ x 4′ room! I don’t mind if you leave chocolate candies on my pillow, as long as it’s dark chocolate. I prefer the kind with little blueberries in them! *Trying to make myself laugh to keep my mind off things* Oh, and maybe we’ll have to try some of these “fun things” sometime! Especially the lions!

  2. August 18, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Number 5, lets do number 5! Can we? Please!!!

  3. January 17, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    so.. you are going to apply these ideas… i am so excited just reading it.. ican imaagine how much u would have been during writing!

  4. April 28, 2010 at 10:13 am

    Number 1 is the bst one up there. Dont give me Ideas man.


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