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Name That Quote!

Ok, you know the deal.  I give movie quotes, and you name them.

  1. Oh wow. Thats a bad guy. That’s a really bad guy. Did you see his face? His head looks like one of the easter island heads.
  2. Well as far as brains go, I’ve got the lion’s share. But when it comes to brute strength, I’m afraid I’m at the shallow end of the gene pool.
  3. You’ve never heard of Chaos theory? Non-linear equations? Strange attractions? Dr. Sattler I refuse to believe you’re not familiar with the concept of attraction.
  4. Oh, you got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo!
  5. I hate snakes, Jock! I HATE ‘EM!

The Wishing Game

Ok, I wanna try something a little different.  Instead of me simply writing a post, and you reading it, then maybe responding to it.  I wanna try a game.  (I know, I tried this once, but I wanna do it again.)

This is called the wishing game.  You simply make a wish, then the person below you grants it but something goes wrong.  Then, he makes a wish for the next person to grant.

Here is an example of how it works:

Person 1:  

I wish for a sandwich

Person 2:  

You get a witch made out of sand…she curses you.

I wish for a pony.

Person 3:  

He is a big pony, and he tramples you.

I wish I ruled the world

See?  Fun(ny) right?  Ok, lets get started:

I wish I ruled the world!


Ask a stupid question…

Ok, so I want to try something new.  I saw this game on a forum and it worked out well.  Basically, you ask a stupid question then get a stupid answer….It goes like this:

Person 1:

Where in the world is Carmen Santiago?

Person 2:

Why does Mario PWN so much?

Person 3:

Because he eats mushroms
Why is it called a Wii?

And so on…

Oh, and Please stay on topic for this post! I don’t want this to turn into a discussion about Earl’s love life.  (no offence earl)  If you have something random to say, please post it in another topic.  (Yeah Toast! seems to be the current dumping ground for off-topic discusions)  I will delete (or move) completely off topic comments in this post.

So, lets begin!:

Why is it called a Wii?


Movie Quotes


Ok, I know that DS, Nolanator, and probably Earl have done this before but I can’t think of anything unique to write today.  So, here it goes:  I give you a quote and you name the movie and who said it. I warn you though…it is gonna be hard!  (I did not choose obscure movies….I tried to pick movies that most people have seen but choose hard quotes from them)

  1. Just being around her again is intoxicating.
  2. I finally got some sense knocked into me. And I’ve got the bump to prove it. Besides, this is my kingdom. If I don’t fight for it, who will?
  3. Intelligence is not a privilege, it’s a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.
  4. Hey Doc, why’d ya go and do that? Now, if he tries to eat me again, I’m gonna smack that mustache off ya face!

Name That Quote: Star Wars Episode 4


I am gonna give you some quotes from A New Hope and you tell me who said them.  (No, Prob for a fellow SW geek like me!)

  1. Remember, the Force will be with you. Always.
  2. You worry about those fighters, I’ll worry about the tower!
  3. We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.
  4. What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!
  5. We, uh, ran into some old friends.
  6. Listen, I don’t know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you. Okay?
  7. Who is the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
  8. If there’s a bright center of the universe, you’re on the planet that it’s farthest from
  9. Boring conversation anyway
  10. Oh, he’s not dead…not yet.

Super Smash Bros. Trivia!

Do you think you are the SSB master? Well then, you should have no trouble figuring out these True/False these questions! (I will give you a hint! 5 are True and 5 are False!)

1. Luigi’s taunt is a meteor smash, and the only one doing any damage.
2. Super Smash Bros. originally was going to be released for Super Nintendo.
3. The type of milk Young Link drinks in his taunt is called “Lion Lion Milk”.
4. The Ice Climbers has the lowest third jump in the game.
5. The more you use Samus’s charge shot, it charges faster, but it does less damage.
6. Beating Event 51 without losing a life unlocks Dr. Mario
7. Zelda can transform into Sheik before a match starts by holding the B button during the loading period.
8. Lucas was going to replace Ness in Super Smash Bros. Melee but Mother 3 was delayed until 2006
9. Luigi has the longest mid-air jump in the game.
10. In Flatzone, if you use Yoshi’s egg roll attack, when you spin back around in the opposite direction, the egg is actually in 2-D.


Secret Identity

Ok, so here is how it works.I will show you a super hero/villain in costume and you tell me his/her secret identity.










And for 572 bounus points…Which Hero\Villan does not fit in with the rest and why. (and I do not mean Captain America because he is the only one not in a movie)


Old School Music Quiz

If you know me, you probably know that I listen to Oldies music [I prefer calling it Rock and Roll or Old School] Let’s see how much you know about groovy old music.

1. You have probably heard of a little song called The Twist but did you know that it had a sequel? What is the name of the sequel to twist? [Hint: it is not Twist 2 or Peppermint Twist]

2. It is common for singers to try their hands at acting. Which singer played the character Ocean in the original Ocean’s 11?

A. Tom Jones

B. Betty Davis

C. Frank Sinatra

D. Elvis

3. When you hear Blue Suede Shoes you probably think of Elvis. After all he wrote the song right? Wrong. Blue Suede Shoes was written and preformed by another singer. Do you know who?

A. Jerry Lee Lewis

B. Carl Perkins

C. Robin Luke

D. Wayne Newton

4. Speaking of Blue Suede Shoes what other song says “Don’t step on my blue suede shoes?”

A. Rock and Roll Music

B. Roll over Beethoven

C. High School Confidential

D. Be-Bob-A-Lula

5. Which of these songs is not by Little Richard?

A. Tutti Frutti

B. Long Tall Sally

C. Rip It Up

D. Papa’s got a Brand New Bag

6. Fill in the blanks: “You can swing it. You can grove it. You can really start to move it at ___ ___.”

7. Which of these is not a Chuck Berry Song?

A. Runaway

B. School Days

C. No Particular Place To Go

D. Johnny B. Goode

8. What song contains these lyrics “She’s the gal in the red blue jeans. She’s the queen of all the teens. She’s the woman that I know. She’s the woman that loves me so.”

A. Be-Bop-A-Lula

B. Long Tall Sally

C. Personality

D. Game of Love


Cereal Quiz!!!

1. Has the trix rabbit ever gotten to eat Trix?

2. Finish the Lucky Charms Theme Song:

“Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes, Clovers, and Blue Moons! Pots of Gold and Rainbows, and me — ——-”

3. What is the name of Captain Crunch’s Arch-Nemisis?

4. What do they call Rice Krispies in Australia

5 Which of these is not a real cereal?

  • Pac Man cereal
  • Product 19
  • Ricicles
  • Duck Tales cereal
  • Monopoly cereal

I may make a sequel to this post….I probably will


Nintendo Trivia

Do you Play (S)NES? Are you a n64 freak? Is you best friend your Gamecube? Do you love your Wii. (I could not think of a a way to word that last sentence without it sounding weird) If you ansered yes to any/all of these questions yuo may be a nintendo geek. I know I am. Nintendo has the best systems. sure they may be low on firepower but they are still the best. Do you know your Nintendo facts? Take this quiz to see how big a Nintendo Freak you really are. I like to think that this is the hardest trivia quiz I have ever come up with!

[NOTE: This quiz contains only questions about Nintendo consoles. No handheld related questions are asked]


A – B- C- Which of these is a Nintendo System?

2. What system was the original Mario Kart Released for?

3. Link has only said one line of dialouge in the Zelda games I found a mirror under the table. Which game did he say this in?

4. Which of these Mario Games does not belong in the list and why

  • Super Mario World
  • Super Mario Bros.
  • Super Mario All-Stars

5. Which N64 game is  this screenshot from?
6. Which of the following games is the worst game ever? A: Superman 64 B: Superman 64 C: Superman 64

7. True of False: Gamecube can be online compatable when given a special adapter

8. How many buttons are on a wiimote? (the d-pad counts as 4)

Oh and just for fun, here is a list of the nintendo slogans

  • Now you’re playing with power! (1986 – 1992)
  • The best play here! (1992 – 1994)
  • Play it loud! (1994 – 1996)
  • Get N or get out! (1996 – 2000)
  • Who are you? (2002 – 2005)
  • Touching is good (2003 – Present) (Nintendo DS)
  • Wii would like to play (2006 – Present) (Wii)

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