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Name That Quote!

Ok, you know the deal.  I give movie quotes, and you name them.

  1. Oh wow. Thats a bad guy. That’s a really bad guy. Did you see his face? His head looks like one of the easter island heads.
  2. Well as far as brains go, I’ve got the lion’s share. But when it comes to brute strength, I’m afraid I’m at the shallow end of the gene pool.
  3. You’ve never heard of Chaos theory? Non-linear equations? Strange attractions? Dr. Sattler I refuse to believe you’re not familiar with the concept of attraction.
  4. Oh, you got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo!
  5. I hate snakes, Jock! I HATE ‘EM!

The Wishing Game

Ok, I wanna try something a little different.  Instead of me simply writing a post, and you reading it, then maybe responding to it.  I wanna try a game.  (I know, I tried this once, but I wanna do it again.)

This is called the wishing game.  You simply make a wish, then the person below you grants it but something goes wrong.  Then, he makes a wish for the next person to grant.

Here is an example of how it works:

Person 1:  

I wish for a sandwich

Person 2:  

You get a witch made out of sand…she curses you.

I wish for a pony.

Person 3:  

He is a big pony, and he tramples you.

I wish I ruled the world

See?  Fun(ny) right?  Ok, lets get started:

I wish I ruled the world!


Ask a stupid question…

Ok, so I want to try something new.  I saw this game on a forum and it worked out well.  Basically, you ask a stupid question then get a stupid answer….It goes like this:

Person 1:

Where in the world is Carmen Santiago?

Person 2:

Why does Mario PWN so much?

Person 3:

Because he eats mushroms
Why is it called a Wii?

And so on…

Oh, and Please stay on topic for this post! I don’t want this to turn into a discussion about Earl’s love life.  (no offence earl)  If you have something random to say, please post it in another topic.  (Yeah Toast! seems to be the current dumping ground for off-topic discusions)  I will delete (or move) completely off topic comments in this post.

So, lets begin!:

Why is it called a Wii?


Movie Quotes


Ok, I know that DS, Nolanator, and probably Earl have done this before but I can’t think of anything unique to write today.  So, here it goes:  I give you a quote and you name the movie and who said it. I warn you though…it is gonna be hard!  (I did not choose obscure movies….I tried to pick movies that most people have seen but choose hard quotes from them)

  1. Just being around her again is intoxicating.
  2. I finally got some sense knocked into me. And I’ve got the bump to prove it. Besides, this is my kingdom. If I don’t fight for it, who will?
  3. Intelligence is not a privilege, it’s a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.
  4. Hey Doc, why’d ya go and do that? Now, if he tries to eat me again, I’m gonna smack that mustache off ya face!

Name That Quote: Star Wars Episode 4


I am gonna give you some quotes from A New Hope and you tell me who said them.  (No, Prob for a fellow SW geek like me!)

  1. Remember, the Force will be with you. Always.
  2. You worry about those fighters, I’ll worry about the tower!
  3. We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.
  4. What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!
  5. We, uh, ran into some old friends.
  6. Listen, I don’t know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you. Okay?
  7. Who is the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
  8. If there’s a bright center of the universe, you’re on the planet that it’s farthest from
  9. Boring conversation anyway
  10. Oh, he’s not dead…not yet.

Super Smash Bros. Trivia!

Do you think you are the SSB master? Well then, you should have no trouble figuring out these True/False these questions! (I will give you a hint! 5 are True and 5 are False!)

1. Luigi’s taunt is a meteor smash, and the only one doing any damage.
2. Super Smash Bros. originally was going to be released for Super Nintendo.
3. The type of milk Young Link drinks in his taunt is called “Lion Lion Milk”.
4. The Ice Climbers has the lowest third jump in the game.
5. The more you use Samus’s charge shot, it charges faster, but it does less damage.
6. Beating Event 51 without losing a life unlocks Dr. Mario
7. Zelda can transform into Sheik before a match starts by holding the B button during the loading period.
8. Lucas was going to replace Ness in Super Smash Bros. Melee but Mother 3 was delayed until 2006
9. Luigi has the longest mid-air jump in the game.
10. In Flatzone, if you use Yoshi’s egg roll attack, when you spin back around in the opposite direction, the egg is actually in 2-D.


Secret Identity

Ok, so here is how it works.I will show you a super hero/villain in costume and you tell me his/her secret identity.










And for 572 bounus points…Which Hero\Villan does not fit in with the rest and why. (and I do not mean Captain America because he is the only one not in a movie)

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