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30
Dec
10

5 Random Quotes for December (2011)

  1. Who needs astrology?  The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.  ~Edward Abbey
  2. Weather is a great metaphor for life – sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad, and there’s nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella.  ~Terri Guillemets
  3. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.  That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.  ~Joe Weinstein
  4. If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.  ~Henry Ford
  5. One moment of patience may ward off great disaster.  One moment of impatience may ruin a whole life.  ~Chinese Proverb
25
Dec
10

Merry Christmas!…um, Here are some Random Quotes!

Have a very merry Christmas everyone!  I hope you have a great day!

 

Oh, and incase you don’t know, Homestarrunner.com has started updating again and has 2 decemberween toons up.  (It’s a decemberween mackerel!)  So in honor of these joyous occasions, here is 5 Random Quotes from Decemberween by Homestarrunner!

  1. “That’s it, I’m going back to your house. Later on, we’ll conspire.”
  2. “That’s right! This Decemberween, I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down… The Steep Deep!”
  3. “♫♪ I got Strong Bad a Deep Impact! ♪♫”
  4. “Bubs, I need to buy everyone and their brother Decemberween presents!”
  5. This

 

31
Oct
10

5 Random Quotes for Halloween, 2010

  1. Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things.  ~Dee Snider
  2. Hold on, man.  We don’t go anywhere with “scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,” or “forbidden” in the title.  ~From Scooby-Doo
  3. When witches go riding,
    and black cats are seen,
    the moon laughs and whispers,
    ‘tis near Halloween.
    ~Author Unknown
  4. Clothes make a statement.  Costumes tell a story.  ~Mason Cooley
  5. Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
    Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
    Leaping into darkness with delight,
    Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
    Open to the charm of horrors new….
    ~Nicholas Gordon, poemsforfree.com
28
Oct
10

5 Random Quotes for October (2010)

  1. Everything in moderation, including moderation.  ~Author Unknown
  2. Runners just do it – they run for the finish line even if someone else has reached it first.  ~Author Unknown
  3. What is the city but the people?  ~William Shakespeare
  4. Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.  ~Gore Vidal
  5. As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.  ~Joan Gussow
26
Sep
10

5 Random Quotes for September (2010)

  1. Men!  The only animal in the world to fear.  ~D.H. Lawrence
  2. I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn’t itch.  ~Gilda Radner
  3. For in the true nature of things, if we rightly consider, every green tree is far more glorious than if it were made of gold and silver.  ~Martin Luther
  4. Red meat is not bad for you.  Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!  ~Tommy Smothers
  5. I moved to New York City for my health. I’m paranoid and New York was the only place where my fears were justified.  ~Anita Weiss
20
Aug
10

5 Random Quotes for July (2010)

  1. The Internet is the world’s largest library.  It’s just that all the books are on the floor.  ~John Allen Paulos
  2. An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.  ~Niels Bohr
  3. Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it’s everything.  ~Author Unknown
  4. When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.  ~R.C. Sherriff
  5. Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.  ~Italian Proverb
07
Jul
10

5 Random Quotes for July (2010)

  1. I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.  For me they are the role model for being alive.  ~Gilda Radner
  2. I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies’ hands – after all, one must start somewhere.  ~Sacha Guitry
  3. Before you begin on the journey of revenge, dig two graves.  ~Proverb
  4. A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.  ~Robert Frost
  5. It is not down in any map; true places never are.  ~Herman Melville



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