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5 Random Quotes for June (2010)

  1. Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.  ~Cherokee Indian Proverb
  2. It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.  ~Cicero
  3. Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight?  ~Al Boliska
  4. Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.  ~Alice Walker
  5. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.  ~Daniele Vare

5 Random Quotes for May (2010)

  1. Cinema should make you forget you are sitting in a theater.  ~Roman Polanski
  2. My spelling is Wobbly.  It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.  ~A.A. Milne
  3. It’s a good idea to begin at the bottom in everything except in learning to swim.  ~Author Unknown
  4. Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.  ~Charles Reade
  5. I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.  ~Vincent Van Gogh

5 Random Quotes for Weekends

  1. Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.  ~Bill Watterson
  2. Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.  ~John Shirley
  3. The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.  ~Chuck Palahniuk
  4. Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.  ~Author Unknown
  5. Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.  ~Richard Rorty

5 Random Quotes for March (2010)

  1. A library is thought in cold storage.  ~Herbert Samuel
  2. Who is wise?  He that learns from everyone.  Who is powerful?  He that governs his passions.  Who is rich?  He that is content.  Who is that?  Nobody.  ~Benjamin Franklin
  3. The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor.  ~Author Unknown
  4. There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared:  twins.  ~Josh Billings
  5. A man’s health can be judged by which he takes two at a time – pills or stairs.  ~Joan Welsh

5 Random Quotes for february (10)

  1. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.  ~Leo J. Burke
  2. A man’s face is his autobiography.  A woman’s face is her work of fiction.  ~Oscar Wilde
  3. This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.  ~Elmer Davis
  4. In my day, we didn’t have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of it than we had earned.  ~Jane Haddam
  5. There’s a difference between beauty and charm.  A beautiful woman is one I notice.  A charming woman is one who notices me.  ~John Erskine

5 Random Quotes for January (2010)

  1. Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.  ~Abraham Lincoln
  2. The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.  ~Doug Larson
  3. Dream as if you’ll live forever.  Live as if you’ll die today.  ~James Dean
  4. Silence is the mother of truth.  ~Benjamin Disraeli
  5. One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.  ~Don Carter

5 Random Quotes for Christmas

  1. He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.  ~Roy L. Smith
  2. Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.  ~Carol Nelson
  3. I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.  ~Charles Dickens
  4. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.  ~Author Unknown
  5. Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve.  Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.  ~Carrie Latet

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