Ted: Hi I’m Ted
All: HI TED!
Ted: And you are here because you all have a problem. You are all recovering cerealholics. Would anybody like to share with us about the road to recovery?
(the Trix Rabbit raises his hand)
Rabbit: Hi im Rabbit
All: HI RABBIT!
Rabbit: and I have been Trix free since 1967. I keep tyring to turn back to those old ways but, those sweet kids wont let me. I don’t know where I would be without them.
(Rabbit sets back down)
Ted: Anyone else?
(Toucan Sam raised his wing)
Sam: Hi i’m Sam
All: HI SAM!
Sam: I didn’t think I had a problem. I thought I was ok but I was’nt. I had fruit loops every day. I din’nt realize I had a problem until I got my nephews Puey, Susey , and Louis, hooked too.
(Sam sits down)
(Lucky runs in screaming)
Lucky: The are after me I know it! They are back! They are tring to steal my lucky charms. I hear them! I see them! You think I’m crazy but there there! I gotta use my magic to make them go!
Ted: Lucky, How many times do I have to tell you, there is no one following you. You have no magic lephracaun powers. Your not even irish. This is what the charms do to you.
Lucky: No! Its a lie! You just want me lucky charms for yourself! Well, You cant get em. Marshmellow Power!
(Lucky runs off)
Ted: See that is why cereal is bad. We have a guest speaker. A former cearealholic who wants to share his story.
(Boo Berry floats through the wall)
Boo: Hi I’m Boo.
All: HI BOO!
Boo: You may have noticed I’m a ghost. You see I ate cereal and then I died.
(Boo fades away)
Ted: That was a touching story.
(Ted wipes away a tear)
Ted: Anyone else want to share his story?
( Sonny the Cuckoo Bird raised his hand)
Sonny: Hi I’m Sonny
All: HI SONNY!
Sonny: I keep tring to stop eating coco puffs. But I just cant quit. This is my last hope.
Ted: It is hard to stop they are just so crunchy?
Sonny: Crunchy?
Ted: and munchy
Sonny: Munchy?
Ted: And so dang Chocolaty
Sonny: Chocolaty?
(Sonny starts jumping up and down)
Sonny: I’m Cooko for Coco Puffs! Cooko for Coco Puffs! Cooko for Coco Puffs!
(Sonny jumps so high he hits his head on the ceiling and falls to the ground)
Ted: Not again! Call he is unconscious. call 911
(later after sonny is rushed to the hospital)
Ted: That was pretty gruesome. But you may have needed that as a wake-up call. Cereal is unhealthy. It is healthier to eat the cardboard box.
Rabbit: No. The Mythbusters busted that.
Ted: Well, It is still unhealthy. We all need help and, that is why CA is here.
Tony (the tiger): I don’t know if I can do it. I love frosted flakes. They’re Grreat!
Ted: Yes you can stop! I have faith in you. besides you work as a coach at the school. What kind of an example are you setting for the kids?
Tony: A bad one. I am giving it up for good this time.
Cookie Crook: It can be hard Tony, I became so addicted I tried to seal cookie crisp. I have spent so many hours behind bars. It is a hard life.
Barney (Rubble): I know. Me and my best friend, Fred got into fruity pebbles. I kept tyring to take them from him. It ruined our friendship.
Ted: It is a sad truth but cereal destroys many friendships and familys.
Captin Crunch: may I speak?
Ted: Sure
(cap’n stands up)
Cap’n; Hi my name is Horatio
All: HI HORATIO!
Cap’n: but everyone calls my cap’n. I used to be the cap’n of the S.S. guppy until I crashed it into a dock…or two….and a grocery store…and a house. Now I cant get a job as a cap’n anywhere. But I have’nt eaten any cereal in almost three day.
(cap’n sits down)
(Ronald Mcdonald walks in)
Ronald: Is this fast foodhoilics anonymous?
Ted: No that’s next door
(Ronald leaves)
Ted: Well I think its about time we wrapped up this meeting. Good-bye everyone
(Everyone leaves)
Ted: Whoa, This was a stressful night.
(Ted opens his suitcase and pulls out a box of Lucky Charms, a carton of milk, and a bowl)
Ted: Yum
(Ted pours the cereal and milk into the bowl and pulls a spoon out of his pocket)
(Ted eats the cereal)
END
BTW, thanks to Colt and Chris for helping me.
Great story bro! 10/10
That’s pretty funny, by the way, I’ve decided not to get messenger, and I don’t want you guys bugging me about it anymore, Colt can go ahead and post my e-mail address, you guys are the only one’s that see it anyway, and I can just delete his comments.
cute story, but kinda silly
Hey!Why don’t you make a fast food alholics story. That would be great.
interesting idea…
Cute story! That’s what high-fructose corn syrup does to you! BTW, this is Vivian.
Yeah, I had a feeling you would find these stories. I was hoping you would find the Lancelot one instead of this one, though.
This one is not very good, the other one was better….although it was pretty long.
Oh my god! That was funny. You should be proud of yourself. 10/10
Thank you
haha That is hilarious and super-cute! I could actually picture everything that was happening and hear the different character’s voices! You are very talented and so funny! Keep writing.
Thank you, Leslie. This story is a result of me sitting around too long while craving lucky charms. and the fact that I am a recovering cerealholic…I’ve been clean for nearly 2 months worth of breakfast.
btw, if you liked this and FanFic, you would love Lancelot of Camelot…it is much better than these two…neither of these came out as funny as I imagined them, but Lancelot exceeded my expectations.